Cute Tumblr Themes

fuck me gently with a chainsaw~

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

DeanCas; a summary in text posts [part one]

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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