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fuck me gently with a chainsaw~

me: *names child butter*
me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
me: i can't believe it's not butter

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

zoegetsabout:

elliejones22:

This T-shirt is giving me a heart attack look at his arms 

I can’t handle Jensens twitter 

This man is a menace haha

2damnfeisty:

radicalrebellion:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

I can’t even laugh…cause this shit is true

I can’t laugh either. Realest thing ever.

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

Jared discovers other uses for the fan and Jensen tries to be stern but ultimately fails (x,x)

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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